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Modern Romance
I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD
THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
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I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don’t like...
– Ron Swanson
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Olivia Jaffe, photographer extraordinaire →
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Rusty desperately wanted to be a man, but he had too much bitch in him, and deep...
– Squidbillies
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Goals...
(via oliviakatejaffe, everythingfab)
Let's go back, ok?
oliviakatejaffe:
Black sand beach, Hawaii.
January, 2011.